Table Leverage

This occurs when you order the most expensive items to eat and drink for yourself when dining with friends who will spilt the bill evenly. You benefit when the bill is split evenly among the diners by paying less than the cost of your dinner while others pay more than the cost of their dinner.

You order the caviar appetizer, the steak, lobster and fois gras and a dessert which costs $75 in total, when your 3 friends order cheaper items that total $40 each. When you split the the bill ($75+$40+$40+$40=$195/ 4 people = $48.75) you pay 48.75 for your meal that cost $75, and your other guests pay more for their food than it should have cost. Jerry used table leverage by eating like a king and making his vegan friends pay for it.

by Romey M October 30, 2010

meat lovers special

A pizza m8
What did you expect

I will have a meat lovers special for lunch.

by Glorified Toaster June 25, 2017

Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.

On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.

by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019

Queer lever

Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.

Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.

by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021

danger levels

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat

Levy just used danger levels on that guy!

by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021

Golf Cart Lovers

Two middle-aged men who have a close, personal relationship filled with sexual tension. Neither will admit that they are in love with one another. Instead, they park their golf carts close to each other, talk about TV shows they both like, such as Yellowstone, and wear matching tan suits.

Hey Bob, did you see Chad and Tony parked their golf carts next to each other? They must be golf cart lovers.

by _ceedub August 16, 2021

the backseat lovers

the best band in the entire gd world
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot

i just listened to the backseat lovers entire first album and their multiple single-releases and ive got to say, every one if their songs sounds like its a coming of age film. not in a coming of age film. the song is the coming of age film.

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022