Friend Leech

A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.

There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:

1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.

Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?

A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket April 29, 2011
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penis leech

A girl or woman who will suck anyones cock, loves to suck cock and will suck cock anywhere
I took out my dick and she started sucking it, she's a total penis leech.
by The7thgeek August 18, 2006
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Baller Leech

A Baller Leech is someone who continously takes advantage of the generostiy of a friend. They know you're free spending, so they "leech" onto you and expect you to pay for everything!
"Are you gonna invite her to the club tonight with us?" "Nah, she's a Baller Leech, I'll end up paying for all her drinks!
by mama LG August 20, 2009
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Leech Gut

The sickly feeling one gets after eating something that clearly sucks.
Dodgey, street food, public toilet effect, leech gutted
by The Moshinator June 30, 2015
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Weed Leech

A pothead that never pays for their share of weed.
guy 1: "Hey, you gonna chip in for this weed?"
guy 2: "No"
guy 1: "OK, so you're just gonna bum it off of me you Weed Leech!?"
by Batt Manta February 16, 2016
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mr leech

An absolute pervert who poses as a science teacher and has a large collection of rainbow dildoes in his white van. He is a smack head who hides needles in the cupboard under the sink. Hes an addict who likes bondage and writing suicidal poems.
Ehhhh mr leech is such a pervert
by R.Santiago March 15, 2018
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Memory leech

A person, place or thing that when nearby, or directly confronted, causes you to lose track of your thinking. A memory leech can cause you to forget words, or whole ideas.
Whenever I'm talking to my friend, Jordan, I just cannot remember what I wanted to say. He's definately a memory leech.
by Roþot October 19, 2009
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