Leonardo

A very very very cute sexy italian boy.
Everyone sees him as a man whore but deep down inside he's the perfect boyfriend.

he usually has curly brown hair, brown eyes, and is built:)

He knows exactly how to make girls smile and makes the world a better place.

Oh and he has a huge italian sausage;)

:) Leonardo is perfect, and mine forever.
I am in love with him.

by AliciaLovesLeonardo March 25, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio

The cutest actor ever. He's cute, hilarious, and HOT. He almost won an award for Titanic, but I'm ANGRRRRRRRRRRY that he didn't win it.

Leonardo DiCaprio is hot as hell.

by Leonardo DiCaprio Lover March 25, 2010

Albert Leonard Middle School

Albert Leonard is a cool ass school. Mad bitches with fat asses 🍑 and big Tittes. Mad rich white kids , black kids , mixed kids , and Hispanics . There’s always fights, people always skipping class, smoking in the locker room and at lunch💀. This school be litt asf. We way better than dirty ass isaac they school a bunch of Treeshes🤣!

Only Albert Leonard Middle School kids got money
Why all the cute bitches in Albert Leonard Middle School bro

by Coolkidsonlygg March 12, 2019

Leonardo DiCaprio

The sexiest man alive, AKA Chiara Focardi's soon-to-be husband.

Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a cowboy outfit, a suit of armor, and being butt naked. Can you?

by MrsDiCaprio December 8, 2010

Raging Leonard

n. Fat, racist redneck and former cokehead recently fired from his lowly computer tech job.

Raging Leonard thinks Iggy Pop was bigger than the Beatles. What a smacktard.

by Assholes, Inc. May 4, 2005

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio effect

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022