A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
Get the Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword mug.Lasette is a beautiful girl and funny. She is really attractive and nice. She will be there for you when ever you need her. Can be the easiest person to get along with. But you don't wanna get on her bad side. She loves you as a friend as long as you love her too. So if you have a Lasette as a friend your lucky.
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by GetGangsta1114 December 2, 2016
Get the lasean mug.Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.
Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.
by lazerbrain October 31, 2011
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Get the laser tag mug.A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.
by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010
Get the laser show mug.Usually a program to buy somthing you give payments of money to keep the object for a while but not actually buying, but nowa days kids have turned the word Lease into a word that may mean "give" or "bring it to me"
"Yo g i just got diz ill shiz shoes for fity dollas off a truck u down?"
"Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"
"Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"
by 2 CrUnK April 4, 2005
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