laos

Noun: Land of million elephants (AKA Lan Xang). Referring to all things good and beautiful.

Adj: People of Laos.

Noun: My associate at work is from Laos.
Adj: I love laos dance. That laos woman is beautiful.

by tinko April 22, 2008

lapsnorkeler

n. one who performs oral sex, usually in a moving motor vehicle
v. the act of performig oral sex ie. lapsnorkeling

That bitch was a real lapsnorkeler, she blew me for the entire ride home.

by RD Sullivan September 24, 2005

Lapis lazuli

it's a pretty ass mother fucking color before the twilight sets while the sun is setting

Wow that Lapis Lazuli right before twilight is really sick ass

by Hayley-Mae January 9, 2009

Lacoste

A brand,plain and simple.Known for the gator symbol and their polos.It doesn't matter what people consider it anyways(prep,frat),you like it,you wear it.

girl:you think I should buy a Lacoste shirt,or are they too preppy.
guy:no,go ahead,buy it.it's a brand,and who cares what insecure people consider it.

by E.Anne May 22, 2005

laosh!

For many, laosh! is thought to be simply a meaningless phrase hollered by hooligans living in Newton, MA during boring high school seminars. But in reality, laosh! stands as one of our nation's most fundamental principles. Commonly defined as "the end of a crest toothpaste tube where the ends get really sharp and are practically a knife," deeper research has shown that laosh! not only means this but also holds the secret to immortality and infinity. Laosh! represents the past, the present, and the forever future. Laosh! is time, it is smell, touch, sight, hearing, and taste, all wrapped into one goody bag. Rumor has it the "sixth sense" is actually laosh! as well, but don't tell that to Bruce Willis. Laosh! out bros!

Snoop Dogg: Yo my doo-doo Doc Dre, get at me real quick.
Dre: Is something bothering you my dizzle?
Snoop Dogg: I was just laoshing! at the pool my brotha and your girl she gets in my grill. What is that laosh! my dude?
Dre: I'm a plaosh that ho.

by Ethan The Dude February 4, 2008

laposonidue

A word made up by and insane 7 year old girl. Supposedly means crazy.

“Dude that party last night was so Laposonidue”

by Laposonidue April 21, 2020

lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005