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Lapstone

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.
Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A Laetitia

Triggered, midget human shield. Will attack if angry on someone and protecc friends
Someone: being annoying
Friend: i wish i had a Laetitia right now
by Whyyyyyyyy............ July 16, 2019
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wasp on the lapel

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.
Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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lape

To lape someone is the act by which one ejaculates seminal fluids on another's body.
She complained that after being laped she was all sticky.
by Mokra Cipka December 24, 2007
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laeticia

A Laeticia is a person (usually Indonesian) who isn't afraid to make friends with anybody. She is outgoing, romantic and lots of people hate her as she can be annoying. She does brilliant in her work without even having to work hard. She's gorgeous and every guy wants her. She has near to black hair and eyes with a very wide mouth for kissing
If somebody went up to somebody random and said hello and made 'friends' with them (really just talked to them and kind of forced them to talk to her/him) you would say "mate you totally just did a Laeticia" or if a guy pulled a hot girl he would say "mate, I pulled a Laeticia last night!"
by 12345james67890 March 23, 2014
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zedis lapedis

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute
Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"
by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010
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Laptop Waffle

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.
If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.
by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 12, 2006
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