Skanky Lanky

Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile
Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
by No Skanky Lankys Allowed June 01, 2020
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Chucking a lanky

Moving spaghetti legs so fast and in random direction that direction of movement or stance is impossible to make sense off.
Chucking a lanky is unpredictable lanky movement by some one lanky. What's that lanky cunt doing? Dunno bro. He chucked a lanky ayy. Really again? Yea.
by Mr spaghetti legs February 09, 2022
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spanky lanky

a SUPER sexy person. this person usually is very popular. when u are with a spanky lanky person they will either make you feel super good or super bad about yourself. #spankylankylife #stayspankylanky #popularandspankylanky
person one: oh my gosh karen is SO spanky lanky!
person two: ikr! she’s gorgeous!
by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018
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lanky nonce

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad
by Defo in't jimbo December 07, 2022
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a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."
by Randers bobanders June 08, 2018
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Lanky lunk

by Goodcost78 October 12, 2021
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Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis
"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"
by TheYewt August 11, 2023
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