lambasted

To get absolutly trashed or plastered. Getting drunk to the point of no return.

"That's it boys, we're getting lambasted tonight!!!"
"Look at that dude flopping on the ground. He's totally lambasted!"

by zephead March 10, 2005

Silence Of The Lambs

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

lambsbread

High grade marijuana

This lambsbread is the shizzle my nizzle

by UniBrower September 8, 2003

labasar

A Trinidadian slang term used to describe someone who acts before thinking and gets him/herself into trouble because of this lack of forethought.

You see he? Dat boy real labasar. Every time he do sometin, he get into trouble an' is me dat have to go help!

by Robert Addison May 11, 2006

Labas

It means Hello in Lithuanian.

Labas! Ką veiki?

by Ratcakes July 28, 2014

Lambaeshed

So drunk that you cant see, hear or think properly!

He was Lambaeshed last night!

by Dottymcdotdot April 10, 2010

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014