jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

by Jethrob May 8, 2008

Dirty Bin Laden

A full fecal beard, which is received when motorboating a girl's butt cheeks.

Dude, I gave myself a Dirty Bin Laden when I was motorboating Michelle last night!

by ZEBRA-NINER June 18, 2010

paid and laid

The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.

David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.

by Trynasasaurs Rex July 6, 2010

laid back

another word for lazy

D: heyy im soo laid back
B: yeah thats just you being lazy...

by Young Reezie February 2, 2010

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

by Pete September 7, 2003

Edges laid

When the "baby hairs" or "edges of your hair are looking sleek and bomb

Can be used for all races, but is particularly used between black women

"Dang Alisha, your edges laid girl. Boo, you got me snatched lol"

by Angless March 24, 2017