University of Chicago Laboratory Schools

Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.

Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"

Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."

Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"

Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.

by goldcoast48 November 7, 2010

labia minora

1. inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia framing the vagina

2. The two thin inner folds of skin within the vestibule of the vagina enclosed within the cleft of the labia majora.

3. The smaller (minor) inside pair of labia or lips of the vulva or the female external genitalia which meets above the clitoris.

When she spread her legs her labia minoria was very pink!

or

Female catrastration is the removal of the labia minora and clitoris

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

labor day

the last day of summer. :(

Beggining of Summer: Memorial Day

Ening of Summer: Labor Day

by Zachary Golebieski September 4, 2006

Labia Loofa

The nickname for a mans beard or facial hair when performing cunnilingus on a female.

My girl's beaver is clean cuz I was usin' the Labia Loofa on her last nite....

by backdoor September 15, 2007

Labor Dabor

A term used by Strong Bad to indicate a particularly good Labor Day, esp. spent by sitting on a cooler and insulting people.

"Now that's what I call the ole Labor Dabor..."

by Me. Who else?! September 12, 2003

Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

laborphobia

the fear of doing work or anything that is remotely work related

Lisa was diagnosed with laborphobia after washing the dishes caused her to have a heart attack.

by Spartan203 September 6, 2010