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kristian kessler

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1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!
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kristian • kristiana • Kristian Walker • kristiane • kristiankrake • Kristian Kostov • Kristianna • Kristian L • Kristian martin • Kristian's Alliance

Kristian Kostov

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A Bulgarian singer. He won 2nd place in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest.
Did you know Kristian Kostov speaks 4 languages fluently?
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kristian zalac 

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an athletic male with a small penis
youre a kristian zalac
kristian zalac by oshansey March 31, 2019
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Kristian_Krake 

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Can he stream like a pro? Can he game like a God? Can he go more than 5 minutes without slapping his meat around next to his hentai displate? No he can do none of this and more! In 2022 Kristian_Krakes channel was voted scuffed capital of twitch.
UMO:"Hey Kristian_Krake whatever happened to your YouTube channel."

Kris: *sweats intensely*
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Kristian martin 

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A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
Kristian martin by Navygirl October 18, 2012
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Kristian budd

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A mean person/ bully
Girl 1: he called me fat
Girl 2: sounds like a Kristian budd
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