Kook Strap

A degrogatory name for a surfboard leash, in particular when used on a longboard.

"That friggen' hodad pearled his Bic so bad on that little ankle biter than he nearly choked himself with his kook strap."

"Dude, it's only like two feet out there. Are you really gonna use your friggen kook strap?"

by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012

kook show

A pre-arranged attempt to watch a buddy have sexual relations with his/her friend

kook show my room ten minutes....don't get spoted.

by gryphon boy January 23, 2005

Kook Squad

A group of bitch made, weener loving teenage boys

I heard those Kook Squad kids are total pussies

by Milelongmarty69 February 17, 2014

Kook aid pop

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she gives you head

My girl was on her period so I gave her a refreshing kook aid pop

by Redtuesday August 17, 2015

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

kook sweats

That awkward feeling you get around a kook. The feeling of not knowing what’s gonna happen next.

“Greg’s giving me the kook sweats”.

by Midderaloegween November 20, 2017

kook stack

A stack of surfboards on top of a vehicle that is more then 5 boards. Usually placed on a vehicle owned by a kook. Boards are also usually placed in an way that they will probably fall off.

" Hey look, there's that Kook Jay with a bunch of boards stacked on his van, that's quite the Kook stack"

by Skunk Project 121 May 3, 2018