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Lempe Knockout

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When a male jacks off to a porno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of ejaculation turns around and squirts cum into the females eye
Johey was in his room during his "Private Time" when Claire walked in Johey was scared an accidently performed a Lempe Knockout on Claire.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.
by Hey Tits Imeanwut December 16, 2008
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California Knockout

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\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"

It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.
Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".
by dr April 26, 2005
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The Knockouts

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n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!
by Badass Punk May 1, 2006
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college knockout

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noun: the process of a man jamming a female while on a lofted bed (perhaps in a college dorm room), during which the man pulls his member out of the females vajayjay, lifting up his head and nailing it on the ceiling, thus knocking himself out and falling face first into a puddle of cum on his lady's belly.
King Ginger was rockin' "Pinch Pinch" when he decided he didn't want Baby Ginger and pulled out too quickly, dome-crushing himself into a "college knockout" and falling into a pile of ginger juice.
by Tonbone, Tom O'D, Slam December 13, 2007
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knockout

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a basketball game where one person shoots a free throw/three pointer and if he misses he must chase his ball and make any shot before the person behind him makes a shot.
I can't shoot so he beat me in knockout.
by ben renner July 2, 2005
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Knockout Betty

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a term used to describe a girl that's real marriage material that you wanna love
"that girl is a sure-fire knockout betty"

"I met a woman last night that is a total knockout betty"
by Laserdonkey February 14, 2021
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J Knockout

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A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.
That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!
by Obamazing December 31, 2009
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