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Klentology

The transformation of a person from a little grade drivin, rule following, school boy to a hard going, shotguning, partying beast.

Upon full transformation, the person is usually givin a new nickname.
Kevin went through klentology and became "the little man"
by Random Mass Girl January 21, 2011
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Kesten

person 1: wow look at kesten, he's the sexiest vegan EVER!
person 2: I totally agree
by litlad September 30, 2018
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Sex Kestrel

The RSPB may be complaining about the increasing lack of native British thorna, but they have failed to take into account, as far as I am aware, the uprise in the number of Sex Kestrels roaming the skys and industrial wastelands of the United Kingdom.

The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.

The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.

Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.

All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The Sex Kestrel swooped on the latest informal, but rather damp, group of young Rogers involved in the art of Arse Warbling. May its phychotic vocal ramblings me a measure of awefullness forever and a day.
by Becky Barnett June 11, 2006
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narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.
narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."
by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010
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Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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Kelston

a suburb in West Auckland. Located Near New Lynn, Green Bay And Block House Bay...
"Once A Kelstonian, Always A Kelstonian"
"818 What"
by Kelstons Finest Teine March 19, 2007
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Kestrel

Its a bird you dumb shit.
Kestrel pwnz u
by Kestrel June 8, 2003
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