Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

Fetid dingo kidney

That which is not given when one does not care about something.

Fred did not give a fetid dingo kidney that this page only has one reference to where the phrase came from.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 13, 2007

put it in your kidney

to deal with something that is unwanted; to unwillingly accept something because it is inevitable.

"hey Nicki Nicki Nicki! Put it in your kidney!"

by vijrox April 19, 2012

kidney stroker

A homosexual gentleman.

Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.

by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003

kidney stoning

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.

"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."

by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012

mexican kidney punch

The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.

Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!

by busboy#7 January 16, 2005

Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.

My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.

by fmab March 11, 2010