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dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.
God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.
by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015
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Kitchenheimer

A sous chef to a kitchen Hitler , cause Oppenheimer was one of Hitler's henchmen . "And there for a (Kitchenheimer) would be the subordinate to a kitchen Hitler . So he aid's in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen
Man that dude is a "Kitchenheimer" Going on the every whim of a Kitchen Hitler
"Bobby is the Kitchenheimer to our kitchen Hitler"
by Heart1783 April 20, 2017
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Bed Kitchen

A bed that is stimulatiously used to sleep and also eat in. With half the the bed for sleeping and the other half filled with food stuffs.
"Honey, I was wondering if it was okay if we stayed in tonight, and watched Smallville in my bed kitchen".
by Violetrose1984 July 23, 2010
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Alabama Soup Kitchen

Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.
I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.
by techninja April 29, 2010
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Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016
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Kitchen Floor'd

The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.
by Lavender E January 3, 2011
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kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
by lintybusiness December 28, 2011
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