Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

by Drite007 July 24, 2011

kermit guy

A small black man that looks a shade of green.

"Hey, Kermit Guy, what's up?"

by Danielson December 8, 2005

Dirty Kermits

The act of leapfrog (hence the name "kermits" with 2 or more men. In the process of this the person who is jumping over the next sticks his penis into to nexts persons butthole or simply let's it slide along the crack. It is then reapeated until the men realize how frickin nasty this is.

Hey I heard you and joe were doing dirty kermits last night.

by Yo momma 1000000° May 1, 2012

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

kermit the frog

Ja Rules identicle long lost twin

Ja Rule is a faggit ass motha fucker that looks very simular to kermit the frog

by B-Mount March 22, 2004

Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

Ketchup Kermit

Patrick Mahomes

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.

by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021