Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.
TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people
Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people
Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
by wabelover69 January 27, 2022
Get the kentop mug.A variation of Keno in which you bet no money with the state, but with the patrons at the bar. Instead of picking your numbers and watching them pop up, you get a group of people, and everyone picks one number. Pick how much each will bet ($1 a game, $5 a game, ect, sometimes fun to start off with a big bet then change to a smaller one). Write down everyone's name, and the number they pick next to it (nobody can have same number). Wait until the next game. If nobody's number comes up, everyone puts more money in, if more than one person gets their number, everyone puts more money in. You keep playing each round until one and ONLY ONE person's number comes up. You may change your number before the start of any round as long as announced and written down. A great way to make some money (or lose some, but hey-atleast it is goin to your buddy and not the state...maybe he'll buy you a beer!)
Damn I keep losing at keno...
Well Lets play some bar keno, atleast you'll just be losing your money to me!
Well Lets play some bar keno, atleast you'll just be losing your money to me!
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The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.
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Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
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Girl1:I bet Keaton wants to go out with you Girl2:probably,why doesn't he ask me out then Girl1:because he doesn't want to hurt you
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Get the Keaton mug.Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
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