when you love getting your balls stomped on by a 364 pounds beast of a women stabbing and pounding your cock with a hammer then you also love getting spit, shit and semen all over your eyes and then you fuck your girl with your broken cock while shes on her period then you pull your broken bloody cock out of her mushy puss then you drink her shit and piss and period blood
by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022
Get the dirty hayden kallis mug.She is a very beautiful girl and is very caring she has a love for art. But if u get on her nerves she will just no you and she will avoid her. She is a very popular girl. She has little bit of an attitude that she is NOT afraid to use but over than that she is a really kind and loving person. She is a very out going person. She is not shy and has a very bubbly personality. She loves to make people laugh and loves to she people smile. She cares very much for her friends and will never leave there side.
by KVTVNS January 12, 2018
Get the Keleis mug.by Friendzonefriend January 15, 2020
Get the kallissa mug.a girl who is easy to get along with and extremely chill, girls like kelli are usually found chillin out at home by the tv or eating tacos. kellis have the best sense of humor and can't be serious about anything. life is just fun in the eyes of a kelli, be good to one if you ever find one. they have brown hair, are quite short, and are cute as fuck;; and life is just easier when you have a kelli to help you out
James: Hey man, who is that chick? She seems cool
Kyle: That's kelli, she's kick ass!
James: Fuckin' sweet, I wish I was friends with her!
Kyle: That's kelli, she's kick ass!
James: Fuckin' sweet, I wish I was friends with her!
by iloveyou xoxo July 25, 2009
Get the kelli mug.A beautiful girl who has brown hair,brown eyes, and tan skin. She is skinny with about b or c cup of boobs. She has natural beauty, she doesnt hardly wear alot of makeup. She is shy with people she isnt comfortable with. Whenever she is comfortable with you she will talk up a storm. She is very passive whenever people do stuff to her but whenever she cant take it anymore she blows up and pushes you out of her life. She is very mature but sometimes she thinks about herself before other people. She gets along with older people and usually dates older guys because they match her maturaty level. She acts silly alot and loves to party and have a good time. Sometimes she can be the buzz killer because she thinks of stuff before she does it. If she wants to do something she will do it, nobody really infuences her. Most people get on her nerves. Alot of people envy her and make up rumors and lies because they are jealous of her. Girls love to hate on her because it makes there selfasteem higher and makes them feel better about themselves. Shes a truefriend. She doesnt make up lies or rumors about people even though they do it to her. But she will tell people all the mean stuff that, that person has done to her.
by truth123456789 November 18, 2011
Get the kelli mug.a down ass homegirl with an extremly loud and very unique laugh.
often found rollin in a very clean (hot) ride.
often found rollin in a very clean (hot) ride.
LaPria- Hey T, what was you doin yesterday?
Tanya- I was hungover.
LaPria- O, you went out with Kelli again.
Tanya- Yupp.
Tanya- I was hungover.
LaPria- O, you went out with Kelli again.
Tanya- Yupp.
by T-ThiZZ3L October 18, 2008
Get the kelli mug.A "Kelli Lewis" is quote me on this, A short, sweet, sexy, and perverted girl. She likes food too much. She i absolutely gorgeous. She's shy around certain people. She hates the way she looks and everything about herself. She loves her boyfriend. People don't know why she thinks she not as pretty as she actually is. She has beautiful eyes and hair. Has an amazing smile. She's not afraid to kick you in the balls if you mess with her. Everyone the hates her envy's her and the rest just love her because of her personality and looks(:
Person 1: God, That girl's so pretty.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That girls * points *
Person 2: Oh, That's a Kelli Lewis
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That girls * points *
Person 2: Oh, That's a Kelli Lewis
by Iloveyoumorethananything<3 April 1, 2010
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