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kalandrift

Kalandrift is said when ketchup and mayonnaise mix together and make a new colour.

The origin of the word is from Albania.
Oh theres a kalandrift in my tost
by @po June 17, 2020
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katlyn

1.pretty much the coolest person on the face of the universe.
2.everyone loves to be around her.
3.very pretty.
4.can put a smile one anyones face, no matter what she is doing.
dude, katlyn is fucking amazing, i love her.
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you man, katlyn is the SHIT!!!
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omg, i want to be just like katlyn.
by downlowprohoefosho February 27, 2008
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Kahlan

People named kahlan are 100% more likely to hate people named chad or karen. Kahlan is probably in gen z and has book nerd parents. Definetly named after kahlan amnell. They're very open minded and accepting but also not afraid to stand up for their beliefs. Probably gay.
Chad: wow homo kahlan is such a bitch

Karen: such a zoomer.

Kahlan: bro go eat dog shit
by Yeaitskahlan April 15, 2020
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Kailani

If you have a friend named Kailani never let go of her . Kailani’s will always make your day when you have a bad day. And even if you get in a roast battle or fight she will make you laugh at any moment. Kailani is also smart , really beautiful, and hilarious . Kailani is really good at sports and making friends . So if your friends name is kailani just remind yourself that you are super lucky to have her in your life .
Kailani is super funny
by Dana:)10 October 19, 2019
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Kalani

A girl thats name originated from hawaii, and loves to laugh and is very creative.
Kalani the main one
by moody_Kalani May 14, 2015
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Kalani

The name "Kalani" is a woman that you wake to wishing she was always near. A female with "Kalani" as her name is usually very attractive with a great personality. A person that everyone adores. A lady that long boards and plays guitar. The person who you would do anything for, letting her win contests to going anywhere to see her.

"Kalani" means: loved by many
Morning love, wishing to see you everyday. Kalani, I know you live oh so far, but when I hear you talk feels like, when you stay outside after dark where it is freezing and wet, then rising sun hits you and you feel its warmth go around you.
by Huh who is Matrix? September 7, 2013
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katana

The katana is the type of furniture used to house a slightly curved blade of Japanese origin. Contrary to popular belief, the katana was not the primary weapon used in fuedal Japan.

In the beginning, before katana, were bronze, single-edged straight swords. These swords originated from China, and came to Japan through trading and conquest. From there, the blade was then made from a low-quality iron, with a slight curve, a side-effect of forging a single-edged blade. The early swords were simple, and ranged in sizes and shapes.

Most swords of this eary period are called tachi, and while the general use of a tachi was for battle on horseback, it saw little use with footsoldiers, who were sent into battle with spears or early naginata. Tachi is different from katana because they are different ways of carrying the blade. A katana and tachi blade are often very similar, but in tachi, the sword is worn blade down, usually tied or hung to a belt. In katana, the sword is held blade up, and is usually thrust into a belt, or in some cases tied to one.

Another misconception is the idea that anybody who has a katana is samurai. Samurai basically means, One who serves, and this fits them exactly. Samurai were warriors in feudal Japan that served a lord. It was a title that many people with swords either did not have, or could never get.

The katana was mainly a show of importance, and often displayed a person's rank or status. Peasants were not allowed to carry a blade over a certain length, and most carried none at all. A person of samurai rank or above could wear two swords, called daisho. Daisho consists of a long sword and a short sword. this also varied among the ranks. A wakizashi was a shorter sword, and often times, a low ranking samurai could only wear a wakizashi and a shorter sword, or knife. higher ranking samurai could wear a daito or wakizashi. This daito could either be katana or tachi.

Contrary to popular belief, the curved katana was not the only type of sword used in Japan. Much like in Europe's feudal age, swords were designed for the types of armor they went up against. European swords ranged from single edges baldes to double edged, but it is the double edged that gets all the publicity. Much like in Japan, the curved blade gets the most publicity. Why? In europe, heavy armor made from plates and links of metal required a sword that could take a beating, and thus it had two sharp edges. The point of a double-edged weapon also served to drive the point into weak spots in armor. The curved blades of Japan, however, were put up against armor that usually consisted of heavy silk or light leather that had strips of metal woven in. This was armor that could be cut easily, and thus the sweeping, slicing stroke of a curved sword was effective.

The big misconception between european swords and japanese swords are their cutting ability. Japanese swords will usually outperform european swords on the same level as far as cutting light things like clothing, mats, people, etc. However, european swords can take more of a beating and can usually hold their edges better.

Another myth is that the Japanese sword is superior to european swords. Like I have stated, this is not true. There have been accounts of a foot-soldier's katana cutting through a european foot-soldier's longsword. Now you have to think about geography. Japan, being a island, made obtaining the raw materials to construct a blade difficult and expensive to obtain. A complex method was usually used, in which iron rich sand was purified and folded into fairly carbon consistent steel. In Europe, iron was fairly easy to come by, and steel was often made. However, a common footsoldier would need to be outfitted cheaply. A european sword for a common soldier would be weak, and probably very poorly crafted, but they had no reason to be well-crafted. A softer sword would not break very easily, and most european swords were used as clubs with edges. However, in Japan, a footsoldier's sword would often be the same quiality as a general's sword because smiths could not afford to make swords cheaply and waste raw materials.

Another thing, katana could deflect bullets! Whoo! Everybody asks me that. Now, in fuedal Japan, guns were not very powerful, and could be deflected with a sword. However, chances are you would never get it right, and the bullet would would hit you instead of your blade. Another thing, the blades were often pretty thin, and depending on the temper of the steel, the sword would either bend, crack, or shatter. Now, the idea you get in movies that a person could defect multiple bullets back at the shooter is plain fantasy. The best you could probably do is mess up your blade, and waste time that could be used to get out of the line of fire. Now, that was back then. Even if you could travel fast enough to get a katana perfectly in line, if I shot you with a standard modern handgun, you would probably get shot. The sword would probably get pushed aside, or if your arms were strong enough, the blade would fail. No doubt about it. Japanese swords can cut through steel, as long as the steel is significantly softer than the sword steel, and even then, the sword would be messed up.

And you don't block a sword with the edge of a Japanese sword! The edges of Japanese blades are very hard and brittle, good for cutting, but another reason why they can't hold up to the same beating as european swords. Katana are softer on the back of the balde than on the edge. Parries would take place on the back, and even it would really be a parry, not a block.
"Sakamoto fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood, shards of shattered steel imbedded in his body, after trying and failing to deflect the burst of bullets that had been fired from the M-16 with his katana."
by Tigermano June 11, 2006
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