JVIS

A place where people flourish in success, work a lot of overtime, love their bosses, & have the chance to run into a long lost cousin for one day until they quit.

JVIS helped me make a lot of people look up this definition. All cause of a morning meeting speech.

by Japanese -Jiveturkey August 2, 2022

J.V. Theory

A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.

Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.

by hensx September 9, 2019

jvander

Is alyn's bitch :)

<alyn>Yo be my bitch, JVANDER
<JVANDER> k.

by not alyn September 13, 2004

jvans

Elite h4x0r, likes to piss off cs players with his OGC hacks, and laugh at them while they complain like little mother fuckers.

Juan : stop jvans, fucking hacker.
Jvans : haha mother fucker, die.

by h4x May 13, 2003

Jvob

the easiest for brain-assimilating drum n bass style.
annoying repeating monotone energyless sounds with trivial beats.
usually listened by basers, metamphetamine users, dumb-ass dj's, wannabe-stars, running stoners...

-wassup?
-jvob.

by bro4e November 15, 2006

jveonte

Is a funny and chill person that can be mean but he will always be there for you and he has a huge attitude but at the same time he is a hood person

Dang is that jveonte I think so but people say he is mean

by Jayveonte March 23, 2017

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alien language

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by å geden jens ole September 9, 2019