jizzability

The quality of being jizztastic

Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!

by MC Otter September 5, 2004

Jizzard

A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example

Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."

by UncleJizzy April 4, 2010

Jizzabell

A midevil whore. Also used to refer to women in modern times if you are angry at them. The correct term is gesabel but jizz is sperm and a whore would be related to sperm so we say jizzabell.

Shut the fuck up you stupid jizzabell!

by Austin Vaught November 13, 2010

Jizzastic

A fantastic sexual encounter that ends shorty after male ejaculation.

Wow, I fucked your mom for this morning it was Jizzastic!!!!

by Kilzhot September 22, 2009

Jizzandler

Another name for Chandler Arizona. Similar to Scottsdale Arizona, Chandler has a high population of jocks, and jerks.

Dude 1: Lets roll into Scottsdale!
Chick 1: no, I don't feel like being THAT pompous tonight.

Dude 1: Jizzandler it is!

by ezdu March 26, 2010

jizzazzle

Essentially, the act of giving an ejaculatory facial or pearl necklace, however, the ejaculate contacts in a manner that is more fine than heavy in nature. The resulting pattern is more elegant, and can be compared to rhinestones, such as in bedazzling or vajazzling.

"I pulled out to finish on her breasts, and I totally jizzazzled her."

by Brewmaster April 15, 2012

Jizzanigans

Shenanigans involving jizz, obviously.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for some jizzanigans?"

by CricketSausage July 8, 2012