The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax

I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

by Wise and experienced June 02, 2023

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gay judas

a gay man who betrays you, like judas did to jesus

*sees your gay friend rolling around in money when he told you he was broke*
"gay judas!"

by lilliankaushtupper June 16, 2022

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Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact

“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023

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National Judas appreciation day

Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas

Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day

Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*

by A local freak May 22, 2022

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judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences

Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."

by QDSFM September 03, 2016

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