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Jizzie

1. A nickname for the sort of person who makes people jizz.

2. Adjective for something covered in jizz.
1. She's a jizzie one.

They call her Jizzie because of what she does to people.

2. Eww, my jumper's all jizzie!
by agirlthatlikesjizziethings February 4, 2010
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Jazzing

Quote form a Kurt Vonnegut novel: 'I am sure looking forward to jazzing a high-class dame like you under the twin moons of mars. You're the only kind of dame I never had, and I'll bet your kind is the greatest. Love and kisses for a starter. Mal.
by soyroca March 31, 2010
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Jizzism

Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.

The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.

To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.

Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
John: Your a twat...jizzism
by jizztits March 1, 2009
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jezziel

This person is normally Mexican he is considered a Mexican drug dealer to most he is funny caring and has a lot of friends. You could say he's popular.
"Yo jezziel you got my drugs"
by Ur.fave.phyco_123 February 27, 2017
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Jozi

Dang I love Jozi.
by Yomama1212 January 30, 2019
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Jazzin

"Hey can i use your toothbrush?"
"Nah nigga you jazzin word to my moms"
by Mimigotfanz March 14, 2017
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Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.
I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.
by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012
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