Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.
by Lord of the Joust October 09, 2005
Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.
Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012
The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.
by PatelDid7/11 November 10, 2015
by Marcus October 23, 2003
aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.
Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight
Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird
Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)
Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird
Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)
by FisherMoney February 06, 2008
When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.
I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019