jonnydee

Is a semi-well known member to online guitar communities. Instead of anal sex, he prefers to shit in a pickle jar and duck tapes a bagel to the top part where the lid is supposed to go. Jacking off with sandwich condiments is his favorite past time.

Jonnydee, leave the pickles in the pickle jar!!!

Leave my mustard alone jonnydee.

All your base are not belong to jonnydee.

chrismalais pwns jonnydee.

by Chris Malais February 12, 2009

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jonnel

An asian who is very proud of himself. Hes nice, steels things from others(pens&pencils), can't keep a secret and thinks he's yellow. Jonnel is a great friend to have! Jonnel is a one of a kind. He can cheer you up at times and always thinks postive. Jonnel might put you down at times but thats just him being Jonnel!

girl-"I wanna hang out with jonnel"

by lemonsrsour May 18, 2011

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jonny depp

the most beautiful man in existance.

his eyes run deep like my soul.

by stacy mcmanus March 16, 2005

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Jonny Cox

To have your head banged up against the head board while being fucked from any angle.

OMG... he just pulled a Jonny Cox on me, it was so wonderful, but i woke up with a goddamn headache!

by Liz Morehead December 17, 2004

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jonnye factor

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.

Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."

by JurisPrudence March 9, 2005

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Jonny is an Ambulance

Notorious punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland. Known for playing random gigs and getting horribly drunk in the process.

"I went to a Jonny is an Ambulance gig last night. Those guys were ballbagged!"

by JISA FAN June 17, 2009

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