Jonko

A smoke stick for people who can't afford real drugs

Heb je een Jonko voor mij, lalala la lala la.
Leg wat gram voor me vrij, lalala la lala la.
Elk uur van de dag, klap ik er een stuk of 8. lalala la lala la.

by Men that elles cen April 21, 2022

jonnaay

small streamer who thinks hes a big man bc hes a twitch affiliate. antivaxx

Did you hear about Jonnaay? He got cholera and the flu!

by sleepyfarmguy May 15, 2022

Getting Johno'ed

When you go round a mates house and he gets you on an fucked up level whilst in a safe way.

I love getting Johno'ed, did it again last night

by Mr. Ron90 January 8, 2021

jonjo

Someone with an over larged head ( Meat Head)

You jave got a Jonjo

by RuG-MuNCHeR(TM) November 9, 2005

JonFot

It is the name given to a person who gets farted on while sitting on the Toilet (Jon).

Friend 1: "Hey, I just saw Kyle fart on Steven while he was taking a crap."

Steven walks into the room

Friend 2: "Hey, what's up JonFot."

by poojeter December 2, 2011

Jondom

A Jewish condom.

I went to the grocery store to buy more jondom’s but they only had condoms so I had to get my rabbi to Jew up the regular ones.

by Cuck Master Funk December 15, 2019

Dirty Jonna

When a woman is tied to a tree in the forest and pleasured to the point she cannot stand anymore. At which point the man finishes on her while yelling Timber

I took my girlfriend into the woods last night found a good tree and gave her a dirty Jonna

by DT_S May 29, 2021