Jon's nuts in a rickshaw

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.

When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

by Prez Naborhood Ashoshashun October 16, 2009

Jon Arbuckle

The worst person ever. He does not respect wamen and he abuses his animals. STOP THIS MONSTER!!!!

NO ARBUKLE
Sally: oh my god rthat guy is so rude
Jananana: Yeah hes a Jon Arbuckle for sure!!!!!!!

by Andres's January 30, 2019

Jon Y

A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.

Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.

by Fried Men May 1, 2009

Jon Karlin

Biggest snake in the history. Always slithering around so watch out.

“Jon Karlin is such a snake”
“I know right”

by duttz June 18, 2018

dirty jon

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church

I got a dirty Jon this morning at church

by Chickdnsjsksvs January 27, 2017

Jon-Paul

A term used to refer to someone who is insanely good at music. Specifically the drums, piano, and guitar.

It is also used to refer to someone with a very high IQ.

I can't believe you aced the test. You're such a Jon-Paul .

We got this new drummer/pianist/guitarist for our band and he's a Jon-Paul.

by J.P.D. September 1, 2006

strong jon howes

-going through someones text messages on his/her phone
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)

can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life

Person 1: "I cant believe he missed that lay-up."
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"

by Bill B. Billson March 29, 2010