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by jooberscom September 29, 2010

Jobber

Someone who turns up uninvited and smokes all your marijuana. Whom only complain and fails to make any conversation other than 'well this is exciting'..

'The Jobbers have turned up again'
'OH NO! The Jobbers!'
'We must find away to avoid the jobbers'

by Pjflo June 16, 2008

jobbers

Head job, blow job

K Man: "Hey bro, Nicole just gave me jobbers!"
L Man: "Oh dude, I like jobbers"

by K Man September 4, 2003

Joiner

Term used to describe a stranger who tries to join your line at a club or tries to party with you and your friends.

Omg, did you see that girl? She totally was trying to pretend she was with us in the line. What a joiner!

by Pinkfarida September 6, 2010

Jobber

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

by Adz H January 10, 2006

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

cock jiberish

Speaking with someone elses cock in your mouth (as if you could speak with your own cock in your mouth) about stupid shit that doesn't pertain to anything such as groceries, relationships, ex-incounters or girlscouts

The toothless truck driver ho bag was talking cock jiberish to Richard as she tried to get into his hairy ass with her 2ft dildo.

by Mr.Firepants May 22, 2007