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Chip and Joanna Gaines

A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.
Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.
by xowe March 31, 2019
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Doing a Joanna

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.
Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna
by Lol26 May 26, 2017
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Mary and Joanna

A codename for marijuana. Mix of Spanglish, "Mari" is Mary, "i" would be like "y" for and in Spanish, and "Juana" for Joanna.
Yo Bitch, hook me up with Mary and Joanna and I'll give you some big ones.
by Damian Julio December 18, 2006
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Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...
Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!
by AwkJoa March 16, 2012
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Crowd the Joanna

Joanna is Cockney slang for Piano.
"Crowd the Joanna, and let's have a good old ding dong!"
by Zarzob1999 September 15, 2018
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Friend of Joanna

A trans-exclusionary radical feminist; a friend of Joanna (JK) Rowling: famous transphobe and bigot, formerly the author of the Harry Potter novels under an assumed male name.

The term is derived from the queer code/identifier "Friends of Dorothy". One (of many) particular references this identifier draws on is the following exchange in the novel 'Road To Oz' between Dorothy and Polychrome (the Rainbow's daughter): "You have some queer friends, Dorothy." "The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends!" In Joanna's case, the reader might imagine her replying to the same prompt with "the queerness doesn't matter, as long as they're 'biological' women!"
I'm not saying she's literally a dementor, Ron, but I *am* saying she's a 'friend of Joanna'
by anonymous June 15, 2021
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Joanah

Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
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