Jiffy Cloth 

The special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores *if in stock* to wipe you penis down when you have just had a good solid old wank

DUDE 1 "Hey dude my girlfriend dumped me like yesterday so i can't fuck anyone tonight."

DUDE 2 "shit man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?"

DUDE 1 "I don't know man...Hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you."

DUDE 2 "No man sorry, I used all mine up last night."

DUDE 1 "Oh don't worry i'll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us."

DUDE 2 "Ok man catch up to you later, Put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude."

DUDE 1 "yeah laters."

Jiffy Cloth by G.E. March 30, 2007

jiffy kid. 

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

jiffy kid. by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

jiffy burger 

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

jiffy burger by Accelgor February 27, 2017

Jiffy Noob 

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

Jiffy Noob by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy Tube 

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

Jiffy Tube by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

jiffy pop 

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.

BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”

jiffy pop by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

Jiffy Up 

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it

You can do this! Jiffy up!

Jiffy Up by Bogland June 7, 2019