jewish excellence 

An attractive female Jew, that exemplifies the redeming qualities of the Jewish people without being a bitch.
The opposite of a J.A.P.

Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence

jewish excellence by SloppTopp March 1, 2019

Jewish bambino 

a Jewish child escaping the German's in the 1940s by going to Italy and pretending to be a Jewish boy/ girl

AaAA mama Mia pizza pie, its a Jewish bambino. turn him in

Jewish bambino by Moronic monkey December 12, 2019

Jewish slapper 

Munted Jewish bird

Dea is a Jewish slapper.

Jewish slapper by Ougvshv October 4, 2021

jewish filth

Jewish filth is when your friend throws you under the bus when he lies and says he never took a hit from the vape. And how he collects coin

Oh brae stole coins what a Jewish filth

jewish filth by Itsyoboi H3nry November 15, 2017

jewish nigga

Anyone that gives the outward appear of having money, ie... gold necklace, nice clothes, but never pitch in and always asking for one of your newports, a beer, a ride.... etc.

Im sick of That jewish nigga wearing his gold chain and iced out watch asking me for a newport. Buy your own fool!

jewish nigga by imthatdude November 26, 2013

jewish starfish 

Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.

jewish starfish by Secret Asian Man666 October 31, 2009

jewish bonanza 

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.

Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!

jewish bonanza by jewslapper August 14, 2009