The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”
Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024
Get the Night Jerkermug. by Magenmagen April 12, 2019
Get the Rear Jerkermug. Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016
Get the Tear jerkermug. When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021
Get the Tear Jerkermug. by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
Get the Tarded jerkermug. The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.
by Warn7 January 4, 2024
Get the Jerk Jerkermug. Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016
Get the Beef Jerkermug.