Jerk Johnson

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

by Big Swish October 4, 2008

Redneck Circle Jerk

When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.

Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.

by nickl7878 May 3, 2012

Jerk Space

The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.

Variation: Dick Space

"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"

by venomconfection July 20, 2009

Jerk-Off-Junction

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.

we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.

by head laceration July 15, 2010

jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

by ochurricane October 28, 2013

jeckzooted

being so stoned that you almost green out but you don't

Bro I got so jeckzooted last night I almost died

by Jake7495 October 20, 2019

Jecklified

~ To be considered an outcast

Mason Greenwood was jecklified after the actions he’s done

by The_Ham_Burgler_ March 13, 2022