sneaky jellyfish

The sneaky jellyfish is performed in a hot tub with other people in it. You discretely rub one out and let it float around. Sooner or later the cum will stick on someones chest.

Girl: "Ahh this hot tub is so relaxing"
Guy: "Yeah it is,but what is that on your chest"
Girl: "Ewww I dont know its really sticky..."
Guy: "Hahaha looks to be none other but the sneaky jellyfish!!!"

by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

box jellyfish

When fat chick face grinds you so hard that she urinates.

Cass tells Rach... "I face grinded Dan so hard last night, I box jellyfished him"

Rach "That'll teach him for toilet brushing you!"

by lostlast December 18, 2011

Pennsylvanian jellyfish

The act of pissing in a girls vaginal cavity and proceeding to cum in her vagina. Letting the sperm float like a jellyfish.

Aidan Gave tyann a Pennsylvanian jellyfish the other night.

by Analboy5 June 9, 2018

ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.

It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.

by ibyleague December 2, 2011

Awkward Jellyfish

an awkward jellyfish is when a situation becomes to awkward to handle and instead of saying "awkward" you make the motion of expanding and contracting your hands with your palms to the sky..

awkward jellyfish

by awkward jellyfish master June 22, 2011

abstract jellyfish

The act of sucking paint into your ass and squirting it out on to a canvas for the sole reason of creating an abstract peice of art.

Bro 1: woah bro these are some nice paintings how did you do them?
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish

Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya

by Inaimif October 15, 2019

urban jellyfish

Noun. A plastic bag (usually from a grocery store, bodega or other ghetto-mart) that has been inflated and borne aloft by the wind, giving it a jellyfish like appearance. Common in neighborhoods where littering is acceptable but walking on a sidewalk isn't.

I almost ran over that ho because she stepped out infront of me right as an urban jellyfish splatted up against my windshield.

by hoodrat January 4, 2005