italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out

I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door

by teddy lynne November 5, 2011

Italian Sneeze

An ejaculation.

She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.

by italiansneeze April 19, 2016

Italian Roll

like a California roll only more dangerous. effectively accelerating through a stop sign with zero regard for oncoming traffic or pedestrians. the reason why there are so many accidents in Italy every year. highly dangerous and illegal.

Driver: Hold on we are gonna Italian Roll this bitch
Passengers: .........

by CorsairWWII June 13, 2016

Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.

" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock

by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017

italian gravy

Italian gravy is a red sauce (not marinara) made with 3 types of meat (usually lamb, pork, and beef.) It has many garden vegetables, and is always made with a small amount of red wine and sugar (to balance the acidity and sweetness.) Normally it is cooked the day before serving it. Letting it sit overnight really enhances the flavor.

My mom taught me how to make authentic Italian gravy!

by kimstress April 22, 2018

Italian living room

An attached garage with a couch and a recliner in it. Usually the garage door is open. The Italian living room is used because the real living room is plastic wrapped and only for special occasions.

I drove through my neighborhood, and Joe and luanna waved from inside their Italian living room.

by kerberos824 December 22, 2018

Italian way

When you have so hard sex and then start pulling out the grapes. U need to put as many as you can in the girls vagina or/and ass. If you count how many grapes you get in you can compete with your friends. But you will probably need video proof. The grapes needs to be ecological so that the girl don't gets bad chemichals in her wayaya. It

My name is Massimo and i like to do it in the Italian way.

by Filo da puta February 17, 2021