Italian Breakfast Wakeup

A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.

I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.

by ChevayChase April 12, 2015

italian kiss

french kissing + fingering a chick, as italian always happen to finger the girl they're kissing.

Stephany: so how wasi it last night?
Jessica: great, even though we just italian kissed
Stephany: you meant "french kissed", didn't you?
Jessica: no, i meant italian kissed, for we french kissed and he fingered my muffin
Stephany: you're right, that always happens with italians

by rexart September 10, 2007

Italian beef and Pepsi

A snitch what that nigga Justice said he snitch for sum hot and ready Italian beef and got a cold pepsi anything they snitch for that’s what we called them

Oh you must be talking about Italian beef and Pepsi yeah him he a snitch🤷🏽 ♂️

by Justice @b00ka.1k May 22, 2022

ITALIAN GIRLS

They are the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Dark hair, brown eyes and tan olive skin. The most feminine, the best looking girls in the world. They eat well, work hard and expect the very best. Italian girls are most infamous for their beauty, natural charm and inherent fashion sense.

OMG! They are so beautiful
DAMN! They must be italian girls

by ragazze October 18, 2010

Italian Toothpick

A switchblade, usually stilletto style, although it can refer to either type.

Donnie flicked open his italian toothpick and jammed it in the stooleys eye.

by jkdemi September 29, 2008

italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out

I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door

by teddy lynne November 5, 2011

Italian Sneeze

An ejaculation.

She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.

by italiansneeze April 19, 2016