Iris

is the loudest person you will ever meet. You will never ever forget Iris's voice, not because it is great, but because it is loud and will ring in your ears forever. She is very kind and loveable once every three years, otherwise she is almost always rude and bratty. Iris screams and cries to get what she wants, normally it works but when it doesn't work expect a lot of chaos. She is the definition of retarded. Iris is what most people would call slow. Iris is the living equivalent to a yo-yo she almost always reaches her goal then she shoots back up to where she started. That is Iris!
Adult: Awww.... is that your little sister, Iris!

Me: No, I totally don't know her...
by PersonNotRobot September 01, 2017
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Iris

An incredibly stupid blonde who doesn't know how to unlock her car on the driver side because she turned the key the wrong way the first time and couldn’t figure it out until explained to her. She also couldn't find the Hulk when he was on a silly piece of candy wrapper and was often referred to as a potato.
"Did you see Iris?"
"Yeah she was looking for the Hulk!"
"Oh, she does know it was on a candy wrapper right?"
by Oh Frack! August 13, 2011
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Irie

The word means being incridibly intoxicated on Marijuana. It can also be used to classify someone as a stoner or if something looks really trippy. It is used commonly in Jamaica and is rarely used in the United States. It has only been known to be used in southern california by kids the age of 12-22
1. a. I'm so Irie
b. Yeah man, you smoked so much
2. a. He's such an Irie
b. He smokes like every day
3. a. Irie as fuck
b. Yeah it is trippy
by Keller Coulter January 13, 2005
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Irie

by I am Irie May 24, 2004
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Iris

A big large chunky whale who loves food to much but not as much as kpop. She needs to get out of the house and find friends.
Wow that ugly behemoth over there is an iris
by Fluffy clouds are gross October 28, 2018
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Iris

Iris is a very loving woman. She is an amazing woman in which everyone adores. She is free-spirited person and is never afraid to do anything she wants. An Iris is a selfless person. She always put her friends, son/daughter, and loved ones first before herself. She works hard just to provide a better future for them. Iris is a very beautiful, amazing, funny, open-minded, understanding, selfless and a hardworking mom in the future or present. So if you have an Iris in your life, love them truly for they are a huge blessing given to you by the Lord
Iris is my beloved mom
ILOVEYOUSOOMUCH MA!!!
by yourhandsomeson😘 February 02, 2020
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Iris Humor

Fucking with people's minds until they go insane and stab themselves.
"How that guy is a douche, I think i'll use Iris Humor on him"
by Clair Vaux August 11, 2013
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