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Instant Misspells

someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.
-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."

-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!

-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...
by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008
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Instant Fancy

Metallic paint. Very mature. Made up by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth.
by interferingnewt November 20, 2020
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INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)
I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation
by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019
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instant chubby

That body stocking i bought worked a treat! It gave my husband an instant chubby!
by Blinx.1989 April 17, 2016
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Instant crush

"Since the first day we met, I had an instant crush on him."
by JaneSierra December 1, 2018
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Instant Org

It is when a person has a fast orgasim.
When a lady or man gets off real fast.
by Donz December 13, 2004
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instant piss

I brought a bag of instant piss to school
by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021
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