Insomnia

noun.

To not be able to sleep for long periods of time,

A.K.A Hell on earth, the limbo between life and death, the ground zero, the pearly gates just leaving you waiting to see if the angels let you in.

Person A: Dude, I slept like a baby last night, how about you?
Person B: I have insomnia/ I’m an insomniac, go fuck yourself gently and slowly with a chainsaw you piece of shit.

by MexicanEdddddi >:p June 30, 2025

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

Insomnia

Wokeness taken to the extreme.

Border Town is so woke it should be called Insomnia.

by hentaideviant69 May 27, 2019

insomnia tiktoker

tall as fuck. tiktoker/wordhunt god with 2 black earrings. rage quits alot. scary. calls ppl sped (does not like me and calls me sped). inventor of 4 scale. attracted to abgs. comments on 99% of tiktoks. works at 3x speed. has good fashion sense.

thats doggy water shit
- insomnia tiktoker

by user385011 November 22, 2021

Insomniaing

When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.

Ahmed, are you insomniaing?

by Van>emad September 1, 2019