Insomnia

The name of the demon that lives inside your brain that eats your sleep making you really sad that your sleep is gone...

I HAVE FUCKING INSOMNIA

by Plz kill me UwU January 2, 2020

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

insomnia hunter

really cool person so cool really cool so cool super cool not gay

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

insomnia hunter:
insomnia: masquence why are you gay
masquence: i was always gay hunter
insomnia: i know
masquence: kys fucking idiot im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay
insomnia: Ok

by htunteunrunetunererr October 11, 2025

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

Insomnia

Wokeness taken to the extreme.

Border Town is so woke it should be called Insomnia.

by hentaideviant69 May 27, 2019

Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020