self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.

1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.

by devouthorse April 4, 2009

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

influential

To have a great affect on someone or something

"Anonymous's work is Influential on cyber-bullying"

- Anonymous

by #autocorrectguy November 2, 2015

Blueberry Inflation

A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.

When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation

by Coffeecakedemon March 20, 2020

Inclusivity Bias

A special occurrence in place of media, celebrities and/or activist acts if he/she/they is inclusive, when in reality, said individual is biased toward a specific group of people, when writing the scenario for said media. They also tend to side with social justice and woke bloggers mainly to hide their controversy.

One of the writer of High Guardian Spice used her inclusivity to push her bias views against man. Saying that she wants to "kill all man" on Twitter. If she is a man then she would be called out for this for "kill all woman" tweet. Thus she is a example of a Inclusivity Bias as she is part of the group that hides any forms of controversy.

by CherubPrime October 16, 2022

Inflate-a-mate

An inflateable sex doll.

I'm hot! Time to get out my inflate-a-mate and get it on!

by Benzito November 14, 2004

self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.

Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009