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Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.
by PerryG December 11, 2019
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Infektion

A person who will not leave others alone. That person possess' assburger syndrome. That person is a pandemic disease that nobody wants to see. A lot of people wishes that person would die. Who looks at pointless things on Wikipedia and Youtube during class when he's supposed to be doing his Essay. That person is a male of grade ten that only weighs 100 pounds.
Oh god! The infektion is back.

Look the infektion is following us again!
by That third random unknown guy December 11, 2010
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Alpha Injection

An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.
"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"

"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"

"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"
by Justforthelols December 2, 2011
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Pokemon Inflation

the thing that makes pokemon games cost very much money
James: Why are pokemon games so expensive?
James: Computer, search Pokemon Inflation.
by walfa November 1, 2021
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Rating Inflation

Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.

Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.

Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:

(x usually rating inflated by y)

Fat chicks by Mexicans

Big asses by Black people

White girls by Black people

White girls by White supremacist

White supremacist's wives by Black people

Asians by White and Black people

Big boobs by men as a general

Elderly by Mexicans

Nice teeth by Asians

Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.

Sorry Oprah, our bad.
by Dragonbgone September 1, 2010
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inrection

An Inrection is the opposite on an erection. This means your penis actually inrects itself back into your body for safety reasons.
A) Being hit extremly hard in the genatal area will cause your penis to actually inrect (inrection) inside you body possibly puncturing some vital organs. B) Seeing the most hideous beast of a girl walk into a bar, can actually force your penis back inside your body to keep itself from being exposed. C) jumping into a very very cold body of water IE. "Pool, River, Ocean, Large puddle" can force your penis into shock and send it back inside your body for warmth and shelter.
by Danny Hunnewell October 15, 2006
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sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.
"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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