The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).
Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!
by George June 28, 2004
Something that is really unnecesary since our problems can be solved without killing eachother. Is also a distraction from technology advancements. People should just band together and Improve Earth and should only really use these weapons if aliens happen to attack earth.
Country A: I wage war unto thou!
Country B: what will that solve?
Country A: That I am better than you and instead of joining you for your crops and land, I shall sieze it, killing millions who get in the way.
Country B: That's just stupid.
Country B: what will that solve?
Country A: That I am better than you and instead of joining you for your crops and land, I shall sieze it, killing millions who get in the way.
Country B: That's just stupid.
by sony65 September 14, 2005
Hey Aaron Einstein, it's kind of hard to believe such an esteemed fortune teller whenever he uses the word "overthrowed". Take some money out of your homo-erotic pornography budget and use it to buy a dicionary, you fuck.
by b0ner July 06, 2003
by Spanyard of WAR April 15, 2005
1. A very violent fight that has to do with land,world power,ect.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.
by Jared August 10, 2003
An invention of MAN.
An example of the evil nature of mankind.
A primitive means of obtaining that (be it land, goods, or the subordination of others) which a group deems desirable.
An example of the evil nature of mankind.
A primitive means of obtaining that (be it land, goods, or the subordination of others) which a group deems desirable.
by Lauren M January 20, 2007
a tool for the american goverment and the only reason people in america dont realise that their politicians arent really doing anything they need the wars to get any support and seem like they give a shit when infact they dont and if they didnt start a war nobody would have a clue what to do.
whats that im bored lets go kill all the communists
oh whats that there are repeats on tv lets get those uh...oh yeah terrorists an then when we're done with them we'll get the fuzzybunnyists
oh whats that there are repeats on tv lets get those uh...oh yeah terrorists an then when we're done with them we'll get the fuzzybunnyists
by petrified foetus May 10, 2005