hypocrite

Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.

Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!

Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.

Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!

by flavoredclover November 27, 2007

hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Hypocrite

High school students.

My god Becky, look at the group of hypocrites over there.

by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016

Hypocrite

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006

hypocrite

Someone who accuses a group of being hypocritical when the group they didn't bash is just as guilty of hypocrisy.

"George Bush likes to appeal to minorities with his speeches, but he and his brother Jeb don't even let the African-American ballots through on election day."

by Rez April 24, 2005

Hippo the Hypocrite

One who is in the action of being hypocritical.

It's Hippo the Hypocrite, dupa dupa doo, that's you!

by snacky smores August 31, 2008