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hydro flask

an overrated water bottle that expensive.mainly vsco girls have them
sarah is a vsco girl she has a hydro flask
by dont start March 3, 2020
mugGet the hydro flaskmug.

hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers
After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.
by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019
mugGet the hydro-flaskingmug.

Hydro Flask

A type a water bottle vsco girls use. If you disrespect them they will hit the hell outta of you. DON'T DO IT
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY HYDRO FLASK *throws hydro flask TAKE THAT! SaVe ThE tUrTlEs sksksk and i oop
by VscoGirlMeanings October 5, 2019
mugGet the Hydro Flaskmug.

Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).
My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.
mugGet the Hydro Homomug.

Hydro-Leafed

When you slide on a wet leaf outside during the rain in flip flops....
Just slid on a leaf outside in the rainy backyard..I think I hydro-leafed at least 10 feet....I looked like a crazy version of Dorothy Hamill in ice capades....
by Deb N January 3, 2011
mugGet the Hydro-Leafedmug.

Hydro Dipping

Ew, Alex isn’t even dipping his toast in his egg yolk. He’s hydro dipping.
by Msizzle18 February 4, 2020
mugGet the Hydro Dippingmug.

dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
by Fart42069 July 24, 2021
mugGet the dirty hydro skimmermug.

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