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Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'
by Bojrezo June 13, 2016
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hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK
by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018
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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019
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hump

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003
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Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.
I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.
by amber February 13, 2004
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Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.
THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!
by damawesome March 5, 2009
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Dildo Hump

Hi Mr. Dildo Hump
by PoopyBug January 23, 2017
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