house

etym: first used by members of Team Sped in or around 1996

n.
1. In Magic: the Gathering, a creature with power and toughness each greater than or equal to 3
2. In Magic: the Gathering, a dominating creature
3. A person of large physical dimensions

Dude. Craw Worm is totally an 8/8 house.

Rosie O'Donnel is a house.

by Darklight March 10, 2005

House

A medical drama on Fox. The main characters are House, possibly the most irritating character ever created; Chase, a very pretty Australian doctor; Wilson, House's "friend" who looks and acts like a wounded dog; Foreman, a skeptic with the balls to stand up to House; Cameron, who would fall in love with Osama Bin Ladin if he was "damaged"; and Cuddy, a witty wiseass with the misfortune of being House's boss.

"Did you see that new episode of House yesterday?"

by The Joker HAHA December 9, 2008

housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED

by TCONvict April 9, 2006

House

A hat for your kitties.

We have to get a big house with lots of space.

by Kitty Hat April 22, 2011

Housed

An action that results when someone is beyond getting owned. Most commonly occurs in online games and real-life in sports. Only surpassed by "Trailer-Parked".

In Halo 3:
"Housed!" - Eli
"It's not my fault the score is 20-1!" - Mike

IRL:
*insert sport here you scored point in, eventually resulting in a shutout or near shutout*
"Housed!"

by Smerecki March 6, 2008

house

Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.

He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!

by Paige Christiansen January 3, 2009

House

A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas

How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018