hormse

A purposeful miss-spelling of horse.

Wow, would you look at all those hormse?

by OwlZider December 19, 2021

Hormonal hatred (HH)

Hormonal hatred describes the hatred that adolescents going through puberty experience due to the high influxes of hormonal changes and development. “HH” is the shorthand of referring to this term:

My 13-year-old son expressed hormonal hatred (hh) towards dinner because it wasn’t what he wanted.

My sixteen-year-old year daughter experienced hormonal hatred (hh) during her period which was also exacerbated by the fact that she’s going through puberty.

by LingDanc803 December 21, 2022

schema hormintz

The "schema hormintz" is executed when you are hiding in your own smoke to confuse the enemy players. It is used in the videogame "Counter Strike Global Offensive"

Did you see what s1mple just did?
Yeah, it's called schema hormintz, 200iq play if you ask me.

by PlayboiZsolti December 2, 2020

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

hormone envy

1. (n) the desire of a pre-hormone therapy transsexual to have the hormones of the gender they identify as

2. (n) spite and resentment at another transsexual getting hormone therapy before you do (generally accompanied by grudging respect and congratulations)

Random FtoM: "That man in the corner is giving me such hormone envy! Look at those sideburns...I bet his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Random MtoF: "Girl, I'm glad you got your hormones, but stop gloating. I've got a really bad case of hormone envy right now; I won't get mine for another month."

by FreshAlacrity April 22, 2010

horming

Buzzing noise homing in on your ears, from a bug or bee

"What's that horming noise?"

by Barry Orange October 12, 2012

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018