A hooligan is a uneducated hairy dude that live in clans in bases on islands. They are oftenly found waving their arms in the air. They also hide in coconut trees and jump you. If you hear a moan, call the Hooligan Patrol at 62829-82920202938-88888
"Hey dude what-"
*hooligan jumps out waving arms and attacks guy*
Poor Jefferey got jumped by a hooligan. Call the Hooligan Patrol if this ever happens to u.
*hooligan jumps out waving arms and attacks guy*
Poor Jefferey got jumped by a hooligan. Call the Hooligan Patrol if this ever happens to u.
by hooligan2004 October 13, 2016
Get the hooliganmug. When someone ( normally a 12 year old ) tries to use the word hooligan in jokes to make them look like they know what they're talking about, when in reality no one knows what they are talking about. For some reason, these strange creatures from ages 10 to 14 atually understand each other, for they snicker/laugh uncontrollably at the sound of "hooligan" or the term "69". Perhaps one day, we will find out the secrete to this language of these very peculiar creatures.
by jummpyduck0 April 23, 2015
Get the Hooliganmug. by Yuh333 November 18, 2021
Get the Hooligansmug. by El Rabbi August 23, 2021
Get the Scrap the hooliganmug. 
a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.
by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017
Get the hooligan's pool partymug. Not much is known of the origin of the Hardcore Hooligan, other than he is an enigma who first gained popularity in the late 90's. Achieved worldwide popularity in 2006 with his "Armani Livid" photoshoot, which was featured in popular maninstream magazines such as GQ and Maxim, among many others. Due to his piercings and tattoos, this was a major breakthrough for other models with an "alternative" style.
Most recently achieved notoriety as the leader of both the TPMB Crew (Taking Porch Monkey Back Crew) as well as the BHA (Bum Hunters of Austin). Both groups consisted of jackbooted hooligans who found amusement in hunting the city's homeless and spraying them, or "fogging" them, with fire extinguishers, among other acts of hooliganism.
Has been known to have very high standards with the women that he dates, and prefers thinspos (anorexic) with "perfect" noses. Prefers "Gabber" type music over any other.
Most recently achieved notoriety as the leader of both the TPMB Crew (Taking Porch Monkey Back Crew) as well as the BHA (Bum Hunters of Austin). Both groups consisted of jackbooted hooligans who found amusement in hunting the city's homeless and spraying them, or "fogging" them, with fire extinguishers, among other acts of hooliganism.
Has been known to have very high standards with the women that he dates, and prefers thinspos (anorexic) with "perfect" noses. Prefers "Gabber" type music over any other.
by Skin Byrd January 10, 2009
Get the Hardcore Hooliganmug.